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LoL, unicorn kisses!!! That is awesome. When I was dealing with the first week of breast feeding I asked my midwife (who was breast feeding her son at the time) if it was that hard for her. She said no. Just straight up no, so I am guessing she was getting unicorn kisses. I was getting chewed on my a baby alligator.