You don’t want to miss this!!!!

Holy crap, Zoey is on the rampage. I can’t stop her. She has been signing hundreds of bookplates. I’m like Zoey, stop, you don’t have to do anymore.

ZOEY: I want to! I’m gonna do them all.

See? HUNDREDS!!!!

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If you want one of these bookplates for FREE, all you have to do is buy my new book I Want My Epidural Back:

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And then click here to fill out the form for a FREE bookplate. I can’t swear you’ll get one with BOTH of our signatures (depends on how many people order them), but I can say there is a VERY good chance. She is relentless.

AND someone who is VERY lucky will get one with Holden’s signature too!!! Yup, he wanted to be like his big sister and did a few of them too. Awwwww.

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So buy it now, order the free bookplate now, and lock in the most awesome Mother’s Day present early. These are only available for a few more days!!

If you like this, please don’t forget to like and share it. Thank you!!!!



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11 responses to “You don’t want to miss this!!!!

  1. Nicole Shaffer

    Done! I bought both books 🙂

  2. Jessie Rae Gadbury

    I ordered 2 books and didn’t get a signed book plate:( did I do something wrong? Or do the signed book plates come separately?

  3. Jessie Rae Gabdury

    BTW, I’m still thrilled and extatic about both hilarious books!!! I’m not complaining, just asking:)

  4. Thank you SOOO much Jessie (and Nicole up above!!). Jessie, you need to fill out the separate form up above. It will come separately. And thanks again!!

  5. Bought the book & ordered the book plate! Would be honored to get one with both kiddos names written on it — precious!!

  6. I went to BNN today and bought mine. :o) YaY!! I was so sad when I could not fins it on the shelf :o( I askwd for help & I was directed to the “Gifts Mom will Love” table. Which made me so happy for you. What an accomplishment!!
    Although, I have to say, the cover art is creeping me out!! Is it a tear coming out of her eye that the recorder is blowing across her face? Is it a parrot tattoo on her cheek? Is it one of those plastic witch fingers from Halloween??? I need to know, I cannot stop staring at it. (I am sure somewhere in this Ahmazing book it will tell me??)

  7. Seriously wish I had looked at my errors in spelling. I was just soo excited to Comment ;o)

  8. Shame it’s US only.

  9. Bought the book. Peed my pants laughing. Ordered the book plate.

  10. My book and book plate came in yesterday!! I didn’t get Zoey’s signature, but I love what you wrote–thank you! xo

  11. Bought both books and requested a bookplate on April 11. Still haven’t received it, so I’m not sure if its coming. Hoping it will so I can give everything to my mom together for Mother’s Day! We both love you!!

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