If anyone in the world deserves badges, it’s Moms!!

Okay, so for the past two years I’ve been attaching badges to Zoey’s Girl Scout vest, and while some of them are awesome, some of them make me go SERIOUSLY??? Did she seriously just earn a badge that says “movie night?” because the last time I checked, watching a movie really wasn’t all that difficult.

Anyways, every time I sit there sticking those mother-F’ers on, uhhh, I mean those inspirational badges of honor, all I can think was where the heck is MY badge? Do you know how much shit I do every day?! Moms deserve badges too. So drumrolll please, badadadadadadada, this is for all the moms out there who do amazing things every day. May I present Mom Badges.

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Because if anyone deserves badges in this world, it’s Moms. If you liked this, please don’t forget to like and share it. Thank you!!

And don’t forget to check out my new HILARIOUS book I Want My Epidural Back!! If you don’t believe me check out the reviews on Amazon. 

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There are 11 comments for this article
  1. Eleanor at 12:04 pm

    Maybe I could make some of these… When the kids move out

  2. annette at 1:00 pm

    Managed to sleep on less than an inch of bed all night and didn’t fall out

  3. Jill Coster at 1:58 pm

    Bought both your books as presents for my daughter in law because I love your blog.

  4. Jen Graham at 4:56 pm

    Managed to sleep past 5am should be a badge for sure. And I work the night shift. LOL

  5. Courtney at 11:02 pm

    What about I ate a warm meal or ate a whole plate of food without any help

  6. Michelle at 11:30 pm

    Endured three-week contusion on one shin, then got kicked in the other.

  7. Caroline at 12:35 am

    500th shoe I tied today badge,

  8. Tina Adkins at 5:21 am

    I am a preschool teacher at an all day care and a lot of these would work there too. 8 hours without a pee break is a reality…

  9. Cynthia Carr at 9:23 pm

    I’m 63 years old and love your posts. Thank you for speaking out for moms in a real way. You’re damned awesome, honey. Keep it comin’!

  10. Erin Delmore at 9:28 am

    I think the only one i can earn for the last 24 hours is, ‘Kept everyone alive today!! I’ll wear it with honor. 🙂