(Based on a true story)
ME: Holden, what do you want for breakfast?
ME: You can’t have nothing. Do you want some toast?
HOLDEN: I’m not hungry.
ME: You’ll be hungry later at school. How about a banana?
HOLDEN: I’m NOT hungry!!
ME: You can’t NOT eat something (does that even make sense?).
HOLDEN: Fine, I’ll eat something.
ME: Good. What?
And he starts taking bites of the air to show me.
HOLDEN: Mmmm, this air is good.
Normally this crazy stuff makes me laugh, but we have to be out the door in nine minutes.
ME: (not amused) How about some cereal?
HOLDEN: Only if it’s Very Berry Cheerios.
I mean, why couldn’t he have just said that in the first place?
I open up the cabinet and…
ME: (insert expletive here). We’re all out, buddy.
HOLDEN: Maybe we have more in the basement.
ME: We don’t. They only sent us a couple of boxes of the new cereal for the video and we ate them already.
HOLDEN: What video?
ME: Ummmm, that huge video we shot last week.
HOLDEN: I don’t remember.
How on earth do you forget something like this? THIS video.
I show it to him on my computer.
HOLDEN: Oh yeah. I think I remember now.
ME: You THINK you remember? I THINK your brain might not be working yet because you haven’t had any breakfast.
HOLDEN: I’m hungry.
ME: Awesome. What do you want to eat?
HOLDEN: Can I have some Very Berry Cheerios?
Sigh, I can’t really blame him. It is soooooo good. And I’m not just saying that because this post is sponsored by them. I’m saying that because they sent me two boxes to shoot this video and we basically inhaled them in a day. If someone from General Mills is reading this, please send me more. Pleeeeeease.
If you liked this and you want to help me put food on my table (that my kids will occasionally eat), please don’t forget to like and share this. And DON’T FORGET to vote for who you think won the Berry Smash Challenge in the comments! Thank you!!!!
Sponsored by Very Berry Cheerios
#berrieseverywhere #sponsored #ionlypromoteproductsireallylike