Dear mom who wears pajama pants in public places,
We need to talk. Helllllloooo, don’t you know that pajamas are for bedtime? NOT for out and about when you’re running errands. I mean yeah, I guess it’s okay to wear them to your mailbox (quickly so the neighbors don’t see you), but seriously? Shouldn’t you put some REAL pants on when you’re going to the grocery store?
But noooooo. You don’t want to wear REAL pants. You want to wear comfy pants. You want to sleep in an extra twenty seconds instead of taking all that time to put on real pants. You want to be able to eat a big lunch and have your waistband expand with your belly. You don’t really care if the snooty moms judge you in the carpool line. You have more important things to focus on.
Well forgive me for being totally blunt, but do you know what I think? I think that you have your priorities STRAIGHT. Yup, that’s right, I am 100% in support of you wearing pajama pants to the store. Or whatever the heck you want to wear. And I want you to know you’re not alone. I wear pajama pants to the grocery store too!! And a lot of things I shouldn’t wear. Yup, I commit fashion crimes ALL THE TIME. Wanna see?
I look like Punky Brewster sometimes
I dress like I live in Antarctica
Keep reading to see more of my hilarious fashion faux pas after a quick break from today’s kickass sponsor thredUP!!!
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Anyways, back to what I look like on normal days.
More fashion crimes!!
I wear my pants unbuttoned in public places
I only wear two bras
I wear a bun every day
I think I’m invisible
I have four butt cheeks
I look like I’m fully dressed
So there you go, Pajama Pants Woman. I’m worse than you. And you wanna know something? We are both awesome. We’re comfortable with ourselves whether we’re dressed up and looking like totally hot MILFs, or whether we’re leaving the house in our pajama pants.
And if someone has a problem with the way we dress, that’s THEIR problem. Not ours.
A proud pajama pants wearing woman with a greasy bun, a tattered bra, four butt cheeks and a crapload of self-esteem
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If you liked this, please don’t forget to like and share it! And let me know in the comments here or on my Facebook page which of these fashion crimes you commit. Feel free to include pictures!! Thank you!!!!!