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You can’t handle the truth!!! Oh wait, maybe you can

You can’t handle the truth!!! Oh wait, maybe you can

Well, well, welllll, as much as I HATE my kids growing up and getting older because it means one day they’re going to leave me and I’m going to be a total basket case, I just discovered ONE reason that I’m actually okay with it.  So last week I had a crapload of stuff going…

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The 2019 SECOND Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER

The 2019 SECOND Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER

What do you do when you have too much to go into one gift guide? You have TWO gift guides!!!! Yup, MORE GIFTS!!!! And lots of them are on sale today so happy shopping. Literally! P.S. I am an Amazon Affiliate so I can earn a little dough when you click on my links, so…

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The 2019 Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER

The 2019 Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER

The holidays are a time for miracles. Jesus was born, the oil lasted 8 days, and OMG, for the first time ever I did NOT procrastinate this year and I put together the most awesome KICKASS holiday gift guide. This is a miracle, people. Seriously, if you can’t find something for everyone on your list…

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How my friend is going to fake out her hubby and get a REAL vacation

How my friend is going to fake out her hubby and get a REAL vacation

OMG, you guys, my friends and I just hatched the BEST plan ever. So last night we’re hanging out and one of them (I’ll call her Minnie) mentions she’s taking her family to Disney, so we start giving her all these Disney tips:  you can always get free ice water at the concession stands, yes…

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If you ever have to travel and leave your kids, you’re gonna want to read this

If you ever have to travel and leave your kids, you’re gonna want to read this

You know what sucks? When you have to travel and miss your kiddos. I mean yeah, sure, sometimes it’s nice to get a good night sleep and take an uninterrupted shower and eat a whole meal sitting down without someone constantly asking your for milk or juice or dessert 9000 times, but then you remember…

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How NOT to embarrass your kiddos on the first day of school (with a Back to School GIVEAWAY!)

How NOT to embarrass your kiddos on the first day of school (with a Back to School GIVEAWAY!)

Dear parents, Well well well, here we go again. Back to school. And as exciting as it is to think about someone else taking your bored, fighting, whiny douchenuggets off your hands for seven hours a day, for some reason once the first day of school comes around we get all teary-eyed and go through…

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All dolls are scary, but these ones take the cake… knife… and kill you with it

All dolls are scary, but these ones take the cake… knife… and kill you with it

So Zoey and I are pet-sitting for some friends and we found this creepy doll in their toy area and I was like OMG that thing is scary. See?  So I jumped on Facebook and showed you guys and then I asked if anyone had any other pictures of scary dolls and holy crap did…

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Taking your kids to Washington DC will be as awesome for you as it is for them

Taking your kids to Washington DC will be as awesome for you as it is for them

There’s a moment when you’ll be walking around Washington DC or driving in a taxi from the airport and you’ll look around and you’ll be like holy crap. THIS. IS. AMAZING. There’s the Washington Monument! And the White House! And Jefferson’s Memorial! And the Capitol! Like the real live Capitol.

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Ruh-rohhh, did I scar my daughter by taking her to the Holocaust Memorial Museum

Ruh-rohhh, did I scar my daughter by taking her to the Holocaust Memorial Museum

Yayyyy, we’re on a super fun girls’ trip in Washington DC, and I have SO much fun stuff planned!! A tour of the White House, the Air and Space Museum, the Spy Museum, etc etc etc!!! But as we’re driving to the BEP (the totally kickass place that prints all of country’s money), the Uber…

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A very serious post about something serious that you need to take seriously

A very serious post about something serious that you need to take seriously

Holy crap. Wait, that’s not enough. HOLY. CRAP. For years we’ve been getting the same email home from the kids’ elementary school. This guy Victor Pacini is coming to the school to talk to the kiddos, blah blah blah, it’s a presentation about sexual abuse, yada yada yada. FYI, I included the blah blah blahs…

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