Awww yeahhhhh, it’s the most crappiest time of the year. When all the pressure is on YOU to make the holidays spectacular. But don’t you worry because I’ve got you covered. Every year I search high and low for GOOD shit people are actually going to want. Like I test things and read reviews and…
Insert 1,000 crying emojis here because alas, we are home from Paris. No more fresh croissants every morning, no more gorgeous architecture everywhere, no more constantly seeing a huge smile plastered across my teenager’s face. And like a million other things I’ll miss… until we go back one day. Because we will. Paris surpassed every…
My son’s name is ’olden, my ’ubby plays ’ockey, my daughter is ’ilarious, and guess where we just went on vacation? ’ondon!!! Oh crap, that doesn’t work. London!!! Okay, I’ll stop talking like I’m British now, but it’s just so fun. Especially when you’re actually there and the real Brits can’t tell you’re American (bwhahaha,…
Okay, so back when I wrote my first gift guide of 2024, you were probably like, mehhh, I have soooo much time before the holidays. But guess what? It’s time to start shitting bricks people. Because the time between Turkey Day and Christmas Day is like wayyyy less this year and if you haven’t bought…
Okay, so if you’re anything like me you’re thinking I’ve got plennnnttty of time for holiday shopping. And if you’re anything like me, in a few weeks you’re gonna be like aggghhhh, why did I wait, I need gifts!!!! Seriously, this is me every single year, and I end up freaking out. But that is…
Dear Influencers who make a crapload of money every year off crappy gift guides, I see what you’re doing. You go online and just grab all the expensive stuff that no one really needs and then you say it’s awesome. Well, I’m calling your bluff. And I’m only sharing kickass things. Like stuff I actually…
Dear Hubby, Yes, I heard you. Yes, you were clear. But I am ignoring you. I know you said no shopping, but it’s WAY DAY!!!! When Wayfair has things for up to 80% off! So I can get things now for less, or I can get them later for more. Duhhh. You’ll be thanking me…
Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Where the heck do I begin? Seriously, this place is like the most split-personality vacation I’ve ever taken. So I’m gonna share it all—what to do if you go… and what to AVOID like the plague. P.S. If you’ve ever been, please feel free to share your favorite spots I missed! I’m dividing…
Our lives changed drastically on March 11, 2023. And we had no idea. When Holden woke up with a migraine that day, I thought awwww shit, but that’s about all I thought. He’s a super healthy kid and I figured it was just a migraine. Then the next day, it was still there. And for…
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