Well, well, welllll, as much as I HATE my kids growing up and getting older because it means one day they’re going to leave me and I’m going to be a total basket case, I just discovered ONE reason that I’m actually okay with it. So last week I had a crapload of stuff going…
What do you do when you have too much to go into one gift guide? You have TWO gift guides!!!! Yup, MORE GIFTS!!!! And lots of them are on sale today so happy shopping. Literally! P.S. I am an Amazon Affiliate so I can earn a little dough when you click on my links, so…
The holidays are a time for miracles. Jesus was born, the oil lasted 8 days, and OMG, for the first time ever I did NOT procrastinate this year and I put together the most awesome KICKASS holiday gift guide. This is a miracle, people. Seriously, if you can’t find something for everyone on your list…
OMG, you guys, my friends and I just hatched the BEST plan ever. So last night we’re hanging out and one of them (I’ll call her Minnie) mentions she’s taking her family to Disney, so we start giving her all these Disney tips: you can always get free ice water at the concession stands, yes…
You know what sucks? When you have to travel and miss your kiddos. I mean yeah, sure, sometimes it’s nice to get a good night sleep and take an uninterrupted shower and eat a whole meal sitting down without someone constantly asking your for milk or juice or dessert 9000 times, but then you remember…
Dear parents, Well well well, here we go again. Back to school. And as exciting as it is to think about someone else taking your bored, fighting, whiny douchenuggets off your hands for seven hours a day, for some reason once the first day of school comes around we get all teary-eyed and go through…
So Zoey and I are pet-sitting for some friends and we found this creepy doll in their toy area and I was like OMG that thing is scary. See? So I jumped on Facebook and showed you guys and then I asked if anyone had any other pictures of scary dolls and holy crap did…
There’s a moment when you’ll be walking around Washington DC or driving in a taxi from the airport and you’ll look around and you’ll be like holy crap. THIS. IS. AMAZING. There’s the Washington Monument! And the White House! And Jefferson’s Memorial! And the Capitol! Like the real live Capitol.
Yayyyy, we’re on a super fun girls’ trip in Washington DC, and I have SO much fun stuff planned!! A tour of the White House, the Air and Space Museum, the Spy Museum, etc etc etc!!! But as we’re driving to the BEP (the totally kickass place that prints all of country’s money), the Uber…
Holy crap. Wait, that’s not enough. HOLY. CRAP. For years we’ve been getting the same email home from the kids’ elementary school. This guy Victor Pacini is coming to the school to talk to the kiddos, blah blah blah, it’s a presentation about sexual abuse, yada yada yada. FYI, I included the blah blah blahs…