Many years ago, it was April Fools’ Day, and in typical procrastinator fashion I was like, “Oh crap, I forgot to plan anything.” But since I’m such a brilyunt person, I came up with a hilarious last minute April Fools’ Day prank. At least I thought it was funny. ME: Zoey, Holden, we need to…
So I have a question for you. Have you always wanted to read Harry Potter to your kid? Like have you dreamed about this moment since before your child even existed? Do you worship the ground J.K. Rowling walks on? Do you sometimes have to remind yourself that the world of Harry Potter is fiction…
On March 13th, it will be two years since our school shut down and the whole world went haywire. I remember that day so well. I thought we would be shutting down for a couple of weeks to protect the older people in this country. I was optimistic. I was naïve. I was wrong. My…
Are you ever just exhaussssted the second you wake up? And by the time your kids get home from school, you have zero energy and just can’t do it anymore? That was me last Tuesday. By 10am, I was dunnnn, so by 3pm, I needed toothpicks to keep my eyes open. But when you have…
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So today when I picked up my daughter from school, she jumped into the car the way she always does and I asked her how school was. “Fine.” This is the same exact answer I get every day. So like always, I strapped on my dorky headband flashlight and start spelunking for some real answers. …
So here’s a question. How is my kid supposed to go to school, go to activities, get her homework done, AND go to bed at a decent hour? She’s only 12, and it already feels like her life is a rat race. Like yesterday she got out of school, had her tutor, went to…
“I’ll never be one of those moms who makes separate meals for my kids.” “Fast food is something we’ll only do on occasion.” “I’m going to expose them to all different kinds of food when they’re little, so they’ll never be picky eaters.” Do you know what idiot said all that? Me! I kid you…
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