How to stay home but NOT to turn into that family from The Shining

How to stay home but NOT to turn into that family from The Shining

This sucks. Don’t get me wrong, I know social distancing is super important and saving lives and the Sideburns family will stay home and hunker down because we’re taking this very seriously. But still, it sucks. I’m a terrible homeschool mom, I go crazy without some alone time, I’m snacking constantly, and we’re only on…

8 things you’re probably doing because of the coronavirus

8 things you’re probably doing because of the coronavirus

Freaking out every time your kids walk into the house “WASH YOUR HANDS FOR TWENTY SECONDS RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!!” which is kinda hilarious because all day long at school they’re literally sucking on water fountains and taking other people’s boogers and putting them in their nose. Buying toilet paper out the wazoo

Six LITTLE things that can make a BIG difference on your Disney trip

Six LITTLE things that can make a BIG difference on your Disney trip

So in case you haven’t noticed, I LOVE LOVE LOVVVVVE one-on-one trips with my kids. Whether it’s a campout in the backyard or a three-day vacation. Giving each other that undivided attention for a good stretch of time does something for our relationship that we don’t get in our crazy everyday life. It doesn’t have…

Spin the bottle and other FUN party games for 10-year-olds!! Not

Spin the bottle and other FUN party games for 10-year-olds!! Not

Ummmm. WTF? So the other night I went to pick Zoey up from an innocent little 5th grade birthday party. As in cute 10 and 11-year-olds. But you’re not going to believe what they were doing when I arrived. Are you ready for this? They were playing, wait for it… spin the bottle. Spin the…

Rise of the Resistance: Tips, Tricks and is this Ride even Worth It

Rise of the Resistance: Tips, Tricks and is this Ride even Worth It

I cheated. Yup. When I heard if we wanted to get on the new Rise of the Resistance Star Wars ride that we would have to get to Hollywood Studios 90-120 minutes before the park even opens, I was like screw that. But then there was this little voice in the back of my head,…

You can’t handle the truth!!! Oh wait, maybe you can

You can’t handle the truth!!! Oh wait, maybe you can

Well, well, welllll, as much as I HATE my kids growing up and getting older because it means one day they’re going to leave me and I’m going to be a total basket case, I just discovered ONE reason that I’m actually okay with it.  So last week I had a crapload of stuff going…

The 2019 SECOND Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER

The 2019 SECOND Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER

What do you do when you have too much to go into one gift guide? You have TWO gift guides!!!! Yup, MORE GIFTS!!!! And lots of them are on sale today so happy shopping. Literally! P.S. I’m an Amazon Associate. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.

The 2019 Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER

The 2019 Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER

The holidays are a time for miracles. Jesus was born, the oil lasted 8 days, and OMG, for the first time ever I did NOT procrastinate this year and I put together the most awesome KICKASS holiday gift guide. This is a miracle, people. Seriously, if you can’t find something for everyone on your list…