Holy smokes, I’m officially a professional cake decorator!!!!

Holy smokes, I’m officially a professional cake decorator!!!!

So the other day I got a phone call from a friend, and I’m thinking, that’s weird, why is she calling me and not texting? Oh no, it must be an emergency!! So I pick up my phone and don’t even say hello…  ME: What’s wrong? MY FRIEND: I have a question for you.

Oh crap, I’m sending Zoey into the lion’s den wearing a meat dress

Oh crap, I’m sending Zoey into the lion’s den wearing a meat dress

Ruh-rohhh, I think I might have made a stupid move. So about a month ago when we found out our kiddos were going back to school, I started to buy school supplies. Kinda sucks because I know I’m gonna spend a small fortune and then they’re gonna call off school like three days after it…

Be considerate

Be considerate

Dear Other Parents, Okay, deep breath, here goes. I want to ask a small favor of you. A small favor with HUGE implications. Please, pleeeeease, pretty please with sugar on top and chocolate and vodka and maybe even a little cash or whatever else you want. Can we all please just do each other a…

We just decided whether we’re sending our kids back to school

We just decided whether we’re sending our kids back to school

Oy vey, someone get me some Pepto Bismol stat because my stomach feels like it’s full of a swarm of butterflies that all have Montezuma’s Revenge. Why? Because we have until next Tuesday to decide whether to send our kiddos back to school in person. It’s weird because I kinda know my decision already, but…

I let my daughter have TikTok… and then I took it away

I let my daughter have TikTok… and then I took it away

Zoey is eleven. I’m saying that right out of the gate so people know. And please don’t send me a bunch of nasty hate comments because your kiddo’s younger than that and they have TikTok and it’s absolutely fine. If your kiddo has it and it’s working for you, by all means, keep going. I’m…

Bwhahahaha, the BEST damn quarantine haircuts you have EVER seen

Bwhahahaha, the BEST damn quarantine haircuts you have EVER seen

Warning!! Empty your mouth of any and all food, drinks and other stuff before reading this post. I am not kidding. Swallow whatever’s in your mouth right now. Because if you don’t, it’s coming straight out your nose and it’s gonna hurt like a mofo. If you asked me at the beginning of the Coronavirus…