My life looks totally perfect… on facebook

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Don’t believe what you see on facebook, or twitter, or pinterest, or google +

Hells yeah I’m putting my oxygen mask on first

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Why traveling with kids SUCKS ASS

A bunch of shit I bought for my baby that I now know was a total waste

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10 (Okay 9) things you really don’t need for a baby

Oh yeah sweetie, that’s a black person

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How the F do you spell matzah and holy shit can a baby be racist?!!!

Agggh, my hands smell like doodie!!!

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Elimination Communication, or as I like to call it WTF

Please pass me a screwdriver so I can stab out my ear drums

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Quentin Tarantino, you don’t know jack about ear torture

What’s in a name? Every F’ing thing

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Guess what my daughter just named her doll. Worst. Name. Ever.