Okay, so if you’re anything like me you’re thinking I’ve got plennnnttty of time for holiday shopping. And if you’re anything like me, in a few weeks you’re gonna be like aggghhhh, why did I wait, I need gifts!!!! Seriously, this is me every single year, and I end up freaking out. But that is…
Dear Influencers who make a crapload of money every year off crappy gift guides, I see what you’re doing. You go online and just grab all the expensive stuff that no one really needs and then you say it’s awesome. Well, I’m calling your bluff. And I’m only sharing kickass things. Like stuff I actually…
Happpppy Hanukwanzistmas (I dare you to try to say that out loud)!!! No matter what you celebrate, you’re gonna need gifts. So I’ve put together this handy dandy 2023 Gift Guide. Sure, these lists take a crapload of work, but I do it for you (total lie, I do it to make a living). But…
Have you ever tried googling Mother’s Day gifts because you have no clue what to get? Wanna know what comes up? A bunch of crap she doesn’t need or want. I mean, sure a picture frame that says “Mom” or “Grandma” is really nice to get her… once. Now WTF do you get her? A…
Oh crap. There are only EIGHT days until Christmas and if you’re anything like me, you’re starting to panic. Oh no, I forgot a present for Cousin Louie! Oh no, I have to make 2020 the best Christmas ever! Oh no, I got more for Jimmy than Sally and Sally is going to throw a…
The holidays are a time for miracles. Jesus was born, the oil lasted 8 days, and OMG, for the first time ever I did NOT procrastinate this year and I put together the most awesome KICKASS holiday gift guide. This is a miracle, people. Seriously, if you can’t find something for everyone on your list…
I am not a fashionista or a makeup artist or a lifestyle expert. I am a NORMAL REGULAR BORING Mom who doesn’t have 9 hours every morning to contour my cheekbones. And I don’t wear high-waisted pants because they’re “in style.” I wear them because no one wants to see my butt crack when I bend…
F.U. Hatchimals! F.U. I am NOT paying three times the price for your stupid toy because do you know what would happen if I did? My kid would just play with the box it came in. So if you’re like me and you’re not shelling out a bazillion dollars for Hatchimals, here is some other…