Have you ever tried googling Mother’s Day gifts because you have no clue what to get? Wanna know what comes up? A bunch of crap she doesn’t need or want. I mean, sure a picture frame that says “Mom” or “Grandma” is really nice to get her… once. Now WTF do you get her? A…
HUBBY: What should we do for Mother’s Day? MOM: Hmmm, maybe take the kids somewhere fun. HUBBY: That’s what you want to do on Mother’s Day? MOM: Ohhhh. You said “we,” so I just assumed you meant you and the kids. I have my own day planned.
1. I don’t want to wipe a single tush all day. I think all kids should have to hold in their poop in on Mother’s Day. Now that would make it special. 2. I want brunch. But not with the whole frigging family. I want brunch with my other mommy friends. See ya, rug rats.…