Yo, crazy lady, you ain’t MY Nana

Dear Baby Sideburns, My Mother-in-Law refers to herself as Nana when she emails me, leaves me voicemails, texts me, etc. She is not MY Nana! It’s driving me crazy. What should I do? You’re the best. Emily Dear Emily, Oh, I am SOOOOOO sorry you are going through this. I mean this is like my…

How to wax a hairy baby

Dear Baby Sideburns, I feel bad saying this but my daughter is very hairy and has a unibrow already. She’s only two, but I’m wondering when you think it’s okay for me to “take care” of it. I know you can relate because you always say how hairy you are. Sincerely, Alyssa Dear Alyssa, Okay,…

Woman longs to eat her muffin top away

Dear Baby Sideburns, I need some tips!!! For the first time post baby, I’ve been asked when my baby is due. For the record, I’m 5’5 160lb and slightly overweight, nothing out of the norm. And I’ve lost 25lb in the past year so to say I’m pissed is an understatement. I’d love to hear some…

LOVE IS…

  Love is… 1. Pulling over to the side of the road even though you’re in a hurry because someone’s Spiderman doll fell on the floor 2. Letting your kiddo spit their chewed gum in your hand because they’re done and there’s not a trashcan around 3. Shaving your legs in the middle of the…