Heck yeah, I’m gonna raise a douchebag too!!
Okay, so I guess I’m kind of an old-school parent. I under-schedule my rugrats, I make them eat all their non-organic veggies before they get their GMO-packed desserts, and I even yell things like, “GO TO YOUR ROOM!!” TODAY’S PARENTING EXPERTS: Gasp!! But that’s supposed to be their safe place! Well, I’ve decided enough living in the past. I can be a…