Yo Rug Rat, Keep Your Damn Food In Your Mouth

Dear Baby Sideburns, Our 2.5 year old daughter keeps spitting her food and juice on the floor and in her toys. We have tried everything. I want to kill her lol. Have you ever encountered this and how did you handle it? I’m going fucking crazy lol. Thanks for keeping me sane with everything I’m…

LOVE IS…

  Love is… 1. Pulling over to the side of the road even though you’re in a hurry because someone’s Spiderman doll fell on the floor 2. Letting your kiddo spit their chewed gum in your hand because they’re done and there’s not a trashcan around 3. Shaving your legs in the middle of the…

Honest Mommy

Lately I’ve been reading this hilarious blog called Honest Toddler. If you haven’t seen it, you should go check it out. Well, it gave me a thought. If everyone loves this Honest Toddler so much, what if I were to become Honest Mommy? For shits and giggles, let’s see what a day in the life…