Hellllllo people who are super awesome and subscribed to this page,
Because I suck and haven’t updated this page since, uhhh, forever ago, I think you should go subscribe to my real blog which you can find here. You’ll see a subscription box about 1/4 of the way down the page in the righthand margin. I promise it won’t spam you or any shit like that. It’ll just send you my new blog posts once or twice a week, depending on how lazy I am.
And if you’re a glutton for punishment and want even more Baby Sideburns, you should “like” my Baby Sideburns Facebook page which you can find here, where I write stuff about camel toe pads, Must Shower Days, stealthily throwing my kid’s “artwork” in the trashcan, etc.
Or you’re welcome to stay here and read my old posts over and over again until you lose your mind. Totally up to you.
xo,
BS
