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It’s heeeeeerrrrre! Yup, my first book. Well, my first chapter in a book. Read all about it here. And then hopefully you’ll want to buy it for yourself. And for your friends. And your cousins. And your cousins’ cousins. Which I guess are your cousins too. Anyways, hope you enjoy it! And thank you in advance!!!
I Just Want to Pee Alone
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Even Jennifer Garner wants to be Jennifer Garner
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Ten things I F’ing hate about Valentine’s Day
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I wish I liked vajayjays, but please don’t tell my husband
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It’s all fun and games until someone takes a leak with a fake hot pink penis
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