I’m so mad at the school district for doing this to our students

I’m so mad at the school district for doing this to our students

  Dear students at our local high school, Okay, so I heard about the letter you just got from the district, the letter that states you are not allowed to participate in the #ENOUGH National School Walkout on March 14th. Not a loud protest. Not a violent demonstration. You simply want to honor the victims…

Ruh-rohhh, Zoey lost screen time and here’s what happened

Ruh-rohhh, Zoey lost screen time and here’s what happened

Zoey lost her screen time for a week. A week!! It’s kind of a long story, but basically she was just acting like Little Miss Poopypants and I told her if she didn’t knock it off that I’d take away screen time, and she must have confused me with a nice mom because instead of…

Dear mom who wears pajama pants in public places

Dear mom who wears pajama pants in public places

  Dear mom who wears pajama pants in public places, We need to talk. Helllllloooo, don’t you know that pajamas are for bedtime? NOT for out and about when you’re running errands. I mean yeah, I guess it’s okay to wear them to your mailbox (quickly so the neighbors don’t see you), but seriously? Shouldn’t…

Calling All Moms

Calling All Moms

  Imagine this. You’re sitting at work in the middle of the day when your phone buzzes. A text. Just an average text from a friend and you quickly glance at it. You read the first few words. Your heart stops. Your heart drops. Your heart lurches into your throat. No, this can’t be happening.…

What a mammogram REALLY feels like

What a mammogram REALLY feels like

So yesterday I was chatting with my friend who’s in her early forties and she mentions to me that she’s never had a mammogram, and I’m like WTF? HER: I know. But I’m scared they’re gonna tell me I have cancer? ME: That makes sense. You should totally wait until the cancer gets really big…

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Dear woman who wrote that lovely comment on my page

Dear woman who wrote that lovely comment on my page

  Dear woman who left that lovely comment on my page, I just wanted to say thank you for leaving such an insightful comment on my page. I totally hear what you’re saying. Who the heck are all of these women signing their posts with #metoo? And carrying their useless women’s rights posters that do…

Dear Mark Zuckerberg

Dear Mark Zuckerberg

  Dear Mark Zuckerberg, I am a mom. I became a mom eight years ago, and it was the most exciting, confusing, amazing, terrifying, isolating, happy, exhausting time of my life. There were plenty of hours of the day that I was with my husband or friends, but there were also a crazy number of…

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