Welcome to my blog and thanks for having even the teeniest bit of interest in who I am, or for accidentally clicking on the about section. Besides being the ridiculously hairy, self-deprecating writer of this blog, I’m a freelance copywriter in the Chicago area. Before moving to Chicago, I worked for almost fifteen years in two national ad agencies… until I was promoted to mommy.
- WTF are you doing here? This is my old page that kind of sucked
- I’m in a book and it’s out and it’s a bestseller on Amazon and you should buy it and I’m pretty excited about it
- Have you ever wanted to be a celebrity? Uhhh yeah, me neither.
- Everyone who hates VDay as much as I do, shout FU!
- I can barely even say the word vagina, much less lick one
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