Welcome to my blog and thanks for having even the teeniest bit of interest in who I am, or for accidentally clicking on the about section. Besides being the ridiculously hairy, self-deprecating writer of this blog, I’m a freelance copywriter in the Chicago area. Before moving to Chicago, I worked for almost fifteen years in two national ad agencies… until I was promoted to mommy.
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Recent Posts
- WTF are you doing here? This is my old page that kind of sucked
- I’m in a book and it’s out and it’s a bestseller on Amazon and you should buy it and I’m pretty excited about it
- Have you ever wanted to be a celebrity? Uhhh yeah, me neither.
- Everyone who hates VDay as much as I do, shout FU!
- I can barely even say the word vagina, much less lick one
- Ummm, uhhh, no, not gonna pee with a fake hot pink penis. Ain’t gonna happen.
- Ten steps men can do to find out what it’s like to be preggers and have a baby
- My life looks totally perfect… on facebook
- Hells yeah I’m putting my oxygen mask on first
- A bunch of shit I bought for my baby that I now know was a total waste
- Oh yeah sweetie, that’s a black person
- Agggh, my hands smell like doodie!!!
- Please pass me a screwdriver so I can stab out my ear drums
- What’s in a name? Every F’ing thing
- The one night a year that I’m optimistic!
Top Posts & Pages
Love the Blog Karen!
Tanya
Thanks Tanya! Hope you’re doing great!
Hi Karen, I love the blog. Marc wants to see it so I’m going to give you his email address so that he can sign up, if it’s ok with you. With both of you having new baby boys, I thought it would be fun for him.
As the mom of a very colicky son, about 100 years ago, I can assure you, eventually you will get some sleep – until you have teenagers!
Beth
Ha ha, thanks Beth! I love more subscribers so absolutely. The more the merrier, especially other parents who are sleeping as little as I am. And last but not least, congratulations!
I tried to subscribe in my RSS feeder but it won’t let me see the articles and the links never work.
Kristin, go to facebook and join Baby Sideburns there. You’ll get everything. This is the old site. Thanks for reading!
I’m sitting on my couch with my 3 month old strapped to me in one of those pouch carrier things, and your blog posts have entertained me for the past hour. What you’re saying is exactly what I’m thinking …. Thank god I’m not the only one! Great read, thanks for sharing!
I have done several “spit takes” with my red wine reading this on a Friday night while my husband watches “Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.” I love it!
I don’t even HAVE a kid, and this shit is hilarious! I have gone through ALL of your archives and liked your FB page.
Of course, I don’t want kids now, but I don’t think that I did anyhow ;P
Hi Karen,
I just love the way make fun of things. You are awesome. I have followed you on Twitter. Hope you follow back.
Keep it up. Cheers.
Sandip
Great blog! I’m a first time mom of a 3 week old and love your sense of humor!