Try not to be jealous

You know how all those Missy McPerfects brag on Facebook about their perfect kiddos? Well, I apologize but I'm gonna join them for a moment. My kid doesn't just say I love you, he pees it in a heart shape on the carpet. Try not to be jealous.You know how all those Missy McPerfects brag on Facebook about their perfect kiddos? Well, I apologize but I’m gonna join them for a moment. My kid doesn’t just say I love you, he pees it in a heart shape on the carpet. Try not to be jealous.




Published: October 29, 2014