It’s the Mommy Game!!!

Step right up, step right up and play the newest game on the market– The Mommy Game!! It’s fun, it’s therapeutic, and best of all, it’s free!!!

How to play…

Every time someone says Mommy, take a drink.

Every time you have to use someone’s middle name, take a drink.

Every time someone says wipe me, take a drink.

Every time someone watches you pee, take a drink.

Every time a toy won’t shut up, take a drink.

Every time you say, “Because I said so,” take a drink.

Every time someone complains about their food, take a drink.

Every time you have laundry to put away, take a drink.

Every time someone wakes you up, take a drink.

Every time your hubby hits on your while you’re busy doing something, take a drink.

Every time you step on a sharp toy, take a drink.

Every time someone kicks you in the genitals, take a drink.

Every time you hear someone whine (including bald cartoon characters), take a drink.

Every time someone destroys something you just cleaned, take a drink.

Every time someone jiggles one of your body parts, take a drink.

Every time someone gets bodily fluid on you, take a drink.

Every time you count how many hours are left until bedtime, take a drink.

Every time you think you might lose your shit, take a drink.

And the winner is……

Whoever passes out first!!!

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