About

Hi, I’m Karen Alpert, aka Baby Sideburns. I’m a mom who likes to wear fat pants and drink Hershey’s syrup straight from the bottle while I cook dinner every night. And by cook dinner, I mean nuke chicken nuggets in the microwave. Thanks for checking out my page!

Here are some other things I do besides guzzle liquid chocolate:

Use fake words like gonna and anyways
Write sponsored posts so I can buy chicken nuggets and Hershey’s syrup
Raise two awesome kiddos named Zoey and Holden (who were 5 and 2.5 when this page was created but who might be 97 and 94.5 now since this page will probably never be updated)
Make fun of my very helpful, hot, amazing hubby who I somehow fooled into marrying me
Write books (cough cough New York Times bestseller)
Have lots of fun on my other pages (Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Twitter)

Make parents laugh. Because laughing is a helluva lot better than crying.