ANOTHER Badass Gift Guide of MORE Stuff People will actually Like and Use

F.U. Hatchimals! F.U. I am NOT paying three times the price for your stupid toy because do you know what would happen if I did? My kid would just play with the box it came in. So if you’re like me and you’re not shelling out a bazillion dollars for Hatchimals, here is some other awesome shit to buy in case you haven’t finished your holiday shopping yet. Or started. Like me. I threw a few adult things in there too because why the heck not? Just click on the pictures and it’ll take you directly to where you can learn more and buy them. Easy peasy.

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So there you go. FYI, I picked out these products myself and wasn’t paid by any one of them. However, I am an Amazon associate and get paid that way. If you enjoy my writing and liked this, please don’t forget to like and share it so I can put food on my table! Thank you!!

And if you missed my first gift guide, here it is!!


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9 responses to “ANOTHER Badass Gift Guide of MORE Stuff People will actually Like and Use

  1. Awesome list! I just ordered the books for my six year old.

  2. I don’t remember if you posted the banana slicer before but just reading the Amazon reviews is an amazing gift, you don’t even need to buy it!!

  3. Love captain underpants! Great set and fun reading for kids

  4. I found some awesome gifts on Amazon this year, the highlight (for me anyway) is a bearded ski-mask. Going to look sweet on the mountain this year

  5. Heather Hofstetter

    The “pedal-less” bike is AWESOME. We had a balance bike for both of my kids, and they went straight to “big kid” bikes — no training wheels. 🙂

    Batteries are always a good buy, and we already have several of the items on this list — great minds, and all that. But I have to argue the K’nex — those f*****s are EVIL! They’re hard to snap together, and they break WAY too easily! (Though the “stepping on them hurts a LOT less than LEGO” is spot-on!)

  6. My 8 year old LOVES the Captain Underpants books. I highly recommend!

  7. Chris @ Dadding Value

    “Role playing, it’s not just for horny adults anymore.”
    Brilliant and hilarious, as always.
    I hope you have as much fun writing these as I have reading them!

  8. Love them all, ANNNND you F’en crack me up. You talk like my kind of friend. lmao

  9. The banana slicer might give your hubby a good scare, too! 😜

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