You don’t want to miss this!!!!

Holy crap, Zoey is on the rampage. I can’t stop her. She has been signing hundreds of bookplates. I’m like Zoey, stop, you don’t have to do anymore.

ZOEY: I want to! I’m gonna do them all.



If you want one of these bookplates for FREE, all you have to do is buy my new book I Want My Epidural Back:


And then click here to fill out the form for a FREE bookplate. I can’t swear you’ll get one with BOTH of our signatures (depends on how many people order them), but I can say there is a VERY good chance. She is relentless.

AND someone who is VERY lucky will get one with Holden’s signature too!!! Yup, he wanted to be like his big sister and did a few of them too. Awwwww.


So buy it now, order the free bookplate now, and lock in the most awesome Mother’s Day present early. These are only available for a few more days!!

If you like this, please don’t forget to like and share it. Thank you!!!!

There are 11 comments for this article
  1. Nicole Shaffer at 9:59 pm

    Done! I bought both books 🙂

  2. Jessie Rae Gadbury at 10:10 pm

    I ordered 2 books and didn’t get a signed book plate:( did I do something wrong? Or do the signed book plates come separately?

  3. Jessie Rae Gabdury at 10:13 pm

    BTW, I’m still thrilled and extatic about both hilarious books!!! I’m not complaining, just asking:)

  4. BabySideburns at 10:25 pm

    Thank you SOOO much Jessie (and Nicole up above!!). Jessie, you need to fill out the separate form up above. It will come separately. And thanks again!!

  5. Beth F at 11:40 pm

    Bought the book & ordered the book plate! Would be honored to get one with both kiddos names written on it — precious!!

  6. Dawna at 12:55 am

    I went to BNN today and bought mine. :o) YaY!! I was so sad when I could not fins it on the shelf :o( I askwd for help & I was directed to the “Gifts Mom will Love” table. Which made me so happy for you. What an accomplishment!!
    Although, I have to say, the cover art is creeping me out!! Is it a tear coming out of her eye that the recorder is blowing across her face? Is it a parrot tattoo on her cheek? Is it one of those plastic witch fingers from Halloween??? I need to know, I cannot stop staring at it. (I am sure somewhere in this Ahmazing book it will tell me??)

  7. Dawna at 12:57 am

    Seriously wish I had looked at my errors in spelling. I was just soo excited to Comment ;o)

  8. Terri at 4:50 am

    Bought the book. Peed my pants laughing. Ordered the book plate.

  9. Kim at 10:16 pm

    Bought both books and requested a bookplate on April 11. Still haven’t received it, so I’m not sure if its coming. Hoping it will so I can give everything to my mom together for Mother’s Day! We both love you!!