If anyone in the world deserves badges, it’s Moms!!
Okay, so for the past two years I’ve been attaching badges to Zoey’s Girl Scout vest, and while some of them are awesome, some of them make me go SERIOUSLY??? Did she seriously just earn a badge that says “movie night?” because the last time I checked, watching a movie really wasn’t all that difficult.
Anyways, every time I sit there sticking those mother-F’ers on, uhhh, I mean those inspirational badges of honor, all I can think was where the heck is MY badge? Do you know how much shit I do every day?! Moms deserve badges too. So drumrolll please, badadadadadadada, this is for all the moms out there who do amazing things every day. May I present Mom Badges.
Because if anyone deserves badges in this world, it’s Moms. If you liked this, please don’t forget to like and share it. Thank you!!
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Maybe I could make some of these… When the kids move out
Managed to sleep on less than an inch of bed all night and didn’t fall out
Bought both your books as presents for my daughter in law because I love your blog.
Managed to sleep past 5am should be a badge for sure. And I work the night shift. LOL
Hilarious! “Pooped alone” would be a good one too.
What about I ate a warm meal or ate a whole plate of food without any help
Endured three-week contusion on one shin, then got kicked in the other.
500th shoe I tied today badge,
I am a preschool teacher at an all day care and a lot of these would work there too. 8 hours without a pee break is a reality…
I’m 63 years old and love your posts. Thank you for speaking out for moms in a real way. You’re damned awesome, honey. Keep it comin’!
I think the only one i can earn for the last 24 hours is, ‘Kept everyone alive today!! I’ll wear it with honor. 🙂