Heyyyy, here’s something really hilarious to do that will make you laugh but will NOT make your husband laugh at all.
HUBBY: (PROUD) Look, the hole in my underwear’s getting bigger!
ME: I think it’s time to throw them out.
HUBBY: No way.
ME: You’re about to start popping out of that hole.
HUBBY: I was a little last night when I was sleeping.
ME: Seriously? When are you going to throw them out?
HUBBY: When the hole gets bigger.
Okie-dokie, time to take care of this problem. And that’s when I walked over to him, grabbed the rip in his underwear (somewhat carefully because I was in peeper territory) and I tore the biggest hole in them that I could. Yes, while he stood there wearing them.
And voila!! This picture is me modeling my masterpiece afterwards.
ME: (LAUGHING) Guess you’ll have to throw them out now.
HUBBY: (NOT LAUGHING AT ALL) I can’t believe you did that.
ME: I’ll buy you some new ones.
Ruh-roh. Not amused. Not amused at all. In case you’re looking for me, I’ll be in the doghouse. And after that you can find me at Tarjay buying him new boxer shorts. And beer. And sexy underwear for me to wear when I try to make it up to him later. Whoopsies.
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