WHAT??!!!!!! A dating website for toddlers?!!
I am so mad at you. The other day I met this cute girl named Sylvie at the ice cream shop. We hit it off right away and even ordered the same flavor ice cream–cotton candy!! What are the chances? It was fate. Then you said it was bedtime and made me leave but you said I’d see her again. And the next day when I asked if we can have a playdate with Sylvie, do you know what you said? That you don’t have her mommy’s number. You lied. I will never see Sylvie again and it is all your fault. My heart is broken and a Thomas the Train band-aid will NOT fix this boo-boo.
Your broken-hearted son
It happens every day. Our kiddos meet each other and they hit it off. And whatta we do? We say it’s time to go. We tell them it’s lunchtime or naptime or bedtime. And we tear them apart. No wonder they put their shoes on slower than molasses. They’re just toddlers looking for a little love.
But what if there were a dating website for them? A place where toddlers could find true love or play dates, or whatever it is they’re looking for. Introducing the first of its kind. T-Date. The new dating website for toddlers looking to meet their soulmates.
Thanks to ALLLLL of the awesome parents who submitted toddler photos to me for this post. If it does really well enough, I’ll use more of your kickass pictures in a sequel post! There were sooooo many cute ones.
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And if you’re looking for a good Father’s Day gift, believe it or not, lots of dads LOVE reading my book, I Heart My Little A-Holes. And if you get it for him, you can steal it and read it too.
Ahhhhhh that was the best. 🙂 laughs and smiles. All the way! Thanks for that!
This is perfect! I love this…hahah I wish you would have used my daughter’s photo. A sequel post sounds AMAZING.
Can we still send in photos? Love to see what you’d come up with for my lil’ hunk 🙂
Anyway, your blog is a lifeline as usual! Thanks!
Okay, I had a total air-head moment and thought these were real posts on a real toddler sight, and I was horrified. Then reality kicked in and I got to the bottom. Now they’re hilarious, and I’m still laughing thinking about them as I type this. Great job! This post was amazing!
You are so entertaining BS, thanks for putting some sunshine into this dreary rainy day ☀️
Seriously love this!!
Hi-lar-i-ous!!!! Seriously…I am having trouble deciding on my favorite….but this had me on the floor “I’m not too picky, but I will say this. I like twins.” thanks for the laugh on a loooong road trip (I’m a passenger of course!).
Soooooo funny! Ellen
Joke or not, am I the only one that finds something seriously wrong with this. Like its bad enough perverts sexualize our kids and kids are being subjected to sexualization younger and younger, but now their own parents are making sexual inuendos about them. Non the less on the internet were all those perverts can look at it and take it serious.
Yep! You are the only one!
This was hilarious and the poopy troll Anon who hides behind a computer has no sense of humor. Things like this are not going to encourage or detract from pedophilia.
I love your blog, instagram, facebook….I can not get enough of you. Does this make me a stalker? LOL
PS I would love to be part of the sequel, I mean my kid of course
I can’t imagine seeing this as anything other than what it is: A hilarious celebration of kids and their badass little personalities. If my daughter was still a toddler, I’d be hitting you up to put her in the sequel. “My perfect date: Dairy Queen. I only p**p in the toilet if I’m rewarded with ice cream.” This is so funny. Thank you.