LuLaRoe leggings, bwhahahaha, look what happened when my hubby put them on

 

Dear friend who sells LuLaRoe leggings (or is it LuluRa or LoLaRu, I can’t F’ing remember),

You’re smart. You know better than to ask me to host one of your parties. But the other day you were even more brilliant than I knew. You had leggings with scary clowns on them and for some reason you thought my hubby and I would each like a pair. HIGH-larious!!!  Well, I thought they were hilarious, but I knew there was no way in hell my hubby was going to put them on. After all, they’re A. tight leggings and B. they have scary clowns all over them.

But much to my surprise I took them home and my hubby was like whatever, I’ll try them. Wha-WHAT?!! Color me shocked. Anyways, what ensued after he put them on had me soiling my own scary clown leggings I was laughing so hard.

ME: Bwhahahahahahhaa!!!!!!!! I HAVE to take a picture of you in those to send to my friend.

HIM: Okay, but you have to wait a minute.

ME: Why?

HIM: Cough cough, ahem.

(and he pointed down at his you-know-what)

ME: Noooooo. Are you SERIOUS?!!

HIM: They’re just soooo soft. And tight.

ME: OMG, I’m dying!!! It gave you a-

HIM: (annoyed) Yes. Just give it a minute to go down.

And then he proceeded to go on and on about how soft and comfy they are, although he refuses to call them leggings because leggings are for women, so we now call them his Scary Clown Soft Pants.

So thank you sooo much. Thank you for giving me two things. Scary clown Laluroe leggings AND a night of hysterical laughter as I watched my hubby REALLY enjoy his new awesome soft pants. Seriously, if you’re not already selling them to men, you should be. But Lularo is so hard to say. I think you should just start calling them Viagra pants.

Love,
The woman who has to go change her pants now because she laughed a little too hard

 

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And I’m not selling boner leggings, but I am selling these two pee-inducing beauties!!  I Heart My Little A-Holes and I Want My Epidural Back!! Seriously, they’re almost as funny as my hubby. ALMOST. 

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Published: March 20, 2017
There are 23 comments for this article
  2. Janan at 10:30 am

    they are the softest thing ever i have put on my body. 🙂 now if they would quit getting holes in the b**t, i would be a happy camper. 2nd pair. ugh.

    • Nicole Hagberg at 12:42 am

      He was obviously one happy camper as well, he was so happy he even pitched his own tent! Lmao!!! I crack myself up!

  3. Christin at 10:32 am

    They are super soft, super comfy, and fun. But-this is one of those trends that in 5 years (or less) everyone is going to look back at their photos and say “oh my god-what was I THINKING?! WHY DIDN’T ANYONE SAY SOMETHING?!” I have a pair that are orange, with black bicycles on. They are screaming! But I’ll only wear them on cold training days, under the OTHER most inappropriate item of clothing known to mankind–spandex bike shorts. (which, while hideous on so many, are a necessity if you’re buns are parked on a teeny bike seat for any length of time-the pad saves riders from a life of celibacy) I’ll stop traffic, and not in a good way 😉

  4. Mandy Z at 10:39 am

    I have the scary clown pants too!! I freaking HATE clowns, so I had to get them. I think they look better on your hubby!!

  6. Nicole at 12:20 pm

    I need a close up picture, I can’t see the scary clowns!

  8. Dyingncrying at 5:53 pm

    Lmao!! So was reading this to my 14 year old son…and instead of calling them his scary clown “soft pants”…he said you should call them “hard” pants!! ???

  11. Renee at 8:57 pm

    I LOVE this…
    my hubby is obsessed with the TV show about hunting for big foot… so I just found and am waiting for my pair of leggings with Sasquatch!!! ???

  12. Sara at 9:15 pm

    After I got my first pair of flying pig Lularoe leggings, my husband tried them on to see how soft they were. He was shocked at their comfort and appalled when I took a few photos of him wearing them so that I had proof. ??

  14. Tammy MacDonald at 11:52 am

    You seriously make my day every time I read your posts/ blog!

  17. Justin at 9:39 pm

    Omg/so funny…..but honestly, this is how I describe them to women! Love me some #lularoe

  20. Anonymously entertained at 3:02 pm

    Im going to remain anonymous to not embarrass my hubby but …To put it nicely I won a free pair of fugly leggings and my hubby kept giving me guff about why I continue to want LLR and so I challenged him “dont knock it til you try it.” So he did!!!! Although he didnt “stand at attention” ? He didnt take them off until we found out his mom came to surprise visit us and I HAD TO ASK HIM TO CHANGE!!! ?? So yeah, I agree a mens pant (maybe less tight) would definitely be a mark to try!!

    • Anonymously entertained at 3:04 pm

      Market not mark (since thats already a llr name)

  21. Michelle Florida at 7:33 am

    I love lularoe leggings ..I also call them viagra leggings. My husband loved them since my very first pair. They got me a lot of attention from him. One night I suggested he try them on he did not even hesitate and He loved them and I loved them on him ! This led to many nights of fun. We have over 20 pair each. Matching floral is so fun ! My Lularoe Lady knows all about it . She keeps it private. She says lots of guys wear them for many reasons. If i am at a party I just say I want two of the same so when the first ones wear out I still have more. They may be a little expensive but I cant begin to put a price on the fun we have in them !