The 2019 Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER

The 2019 Most Awesome KICKASS Holiday Gift Guide EVER

The holidays are a time for miracles. Jesus was born, the oil lasted 8 days, and OMG, for the first time ever I did NOT procrastinate this year and I put together the most awesome KICKASS holiday gift guide. This is a miracle, people. Seriously, if you can’t find something for everyone on your list…

A very serious post about something serious that you need to take seriously

A very serious post about something serious that you need to take seriously

Holy crap. Wait, that’s not enough. HOLY. CRAP. For years we’ve been getting the same email home from the kids’ elementary school. This guy Victor Pacini is coming to the school to talk to the kiddos, blah blah blah, it’s a presentation about sexual abuse, yada yada yada. FYI, I included the blah blah blahs…

Oh noooo, I think Zoey is super sad at camp!!

Oh noooo, I think Zoey is super sad at camp!!

Does your kid’s camp post pictures online? So you can get a small glimpse into what they’re doing all day? Zoey’s does. And I know it’s supposed to make me feel good (about the 9 million dollars I spent there), but let me tell you something. It is turning me into a CRAZY person. Because…

Love at First Bark

Love at First Bark

People say you’re a cat person or a dog person. Well, I’m calling b.s. on that. Because I’m not either. I’m both. And when my cat 9-0 passed away three weeks ago, every time I walked into my bedroom I felt a hole in my heart. And I wanted a new fur baby to hold…

The top 20 “scary” movies NOT to show your kids

The top 20 “scary” movies NOT to show your kids

So apparently we scarred our kids for life. Isn’t that awesome? One minute we’re snuggling up on the couch together to watch a movie, and the next minute our kid needs 14 nightlights and refuses to sleep ever again. Dear Amazon Video,