ME: Hey Aimee,what’s that?
AIMEE: My veggetti.
ME: Your what?
AIMEE: My veggetti!
ME: I’m not sure I want to see your veggetti.
AIMEE: It’s okay, I show my veggetti to everyone. It’s so easy. See, I just stick a zucchini in my veggetti and it’s go time.
ME: Wow, look at that! Do you clean your veggetti after you stick a zucchini in it?
AIMEE: Always. A dirty veggetti can get pretty gooky.
AIMEE: Yeah, like my husband used my veggetti the other day without asking–
ME: You didn’t notice?
AIMEE: Nahh, I was sleeping. And then he forgot to clean it after.
ME: Yeah, I guess you should always clean someone else’s veggetti when you stick your zucchini in it.
AIMEE: Well, he didn’t and then it dried and got all crusty.
ME: I’m sorry, I can’t stop staring at your veggetti. It’s making me hungry.
AIMEE: Here, taste this.
ME: Mmmm, did that come out of your veggetti? It’s really juicy.
AIMEE: Yup, my veggetti keeps things nice and moist.
ME: Wait, is it just for zucchini, or do you put other things in your veggetti too?
AIMEE: I put all sorts of things in my veggetti! Anything that’s long and hard.
ME: Well, I hate to look at your veggetti and run.
AIMEE: No worries, happens all the time.
ME: Wow, you really do get around with your veggetti.
AIMEE: What can I say? My veggetti is awesome.