The veggetti–My friend just showed me hers. Awwwkward
ME: Hey Aimee,what’s that?
AIMEE: My veggetti.
ME: Your what?
AIMEE: My veggetti!
ME: I’m not sure I want to see your veggetti.
AIMEE: It’s okay, I show my veggetti to everyone. It’s so easy. See, I just stick a zucchini in my veggetti and it’s go time.
ME: Wow, look at that! Do you clean your veggetti after you stick a zucchini in it?
AIMEE: Always. A dirty veggetti can get pretty gooky.
ME: Ewww.
AIMEE: Yeah, like my husband used my veggetti the other day without asking–
ME: You didn’t notice?
AIMEE: Nahh, I was sleeping. And then he forgot to clean it after.
ME: Yeah, I guess you should always clean someone else’s veggetti when you stick your zucchini in it.
AIMEE: Well, he didn’t and then it dried and got all crusty.
ME: I’m sorry, I can’t stop staring at your veggetti. It’s making me hungry.
AIMEE: Here, taste this.
ME: Mmmm, did that come out of your veggetti? It’s really juicy.
AIMEE: Yup, my veggetti keeps things nice and moist.
ME: Wait, is it just for zucchini, or do you put other things in your veggetti too?
AIMEE: I put all sorts of things in my veggetti! Anything that’s long and hard.
ME: Well, I hate to look at your veggetti and run.
AIMEE: No worries, happens all the time.
ME: Wow, you really do get around with your veggetti.
AIMEE: What can I say? My veggetti is awesome.
Check out the veggetti. Because every woman needs one.
That has got to be the awesomest review I’ve ever read.
I saw this in tar-jay and totally want it! How did it work? I’d hate to spend money if it sucks!
This was great! And perfect timing too. While shopping for a wedding shower gift I saw the vegetti in the store..almost bought it for the laugh factor. I shared my little find with some friends at the shower and it was a great source of fun for the entire afternoon!
I’ve had this on my amazon wish list for a while now. I want it soooo badly.
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I have one, to not offend my sensitive friends I use a more spaghetti sounding pronunciation. Secretly I giggle everytime I bust out my veggetti.
Sounds like another NPR skit on SNL…first Schwetty B***s, then the Dusty Muffin and now the Veggeti.
That’s effing hilarious.
That was too funny! I could just picture the convo….too funny!!!
Nice. Never heard of a Veggetti but it sounds awesome.
This is hilarious (LMFAO)! My husband got me one at Ross and I was laughing so much when I read the name of it.