A bunch of things that went through my head when I came home yesterday and found this sitting on my counter

ScienceExperiment1. WTF is that?

2. At least it’s contained.

3. Why does this shit always happen when HE takes care of the kids?

4. Why can’t he do normal shit with them, like puzzles or plop them in front of the TV?

5. Wait a sec, maybe it’s food. Lemme taste it.

6. Ewww, YUCK, that is NOT food. Dude, the next time you leave fluffy white shit on the counter that is not food, you are required to leave a post-it note next to it that says DO NOT EAT or one that says NOT MARSHMALLOW FLUFF because right now I’m wiping my tongue with a napkin trying to get rid of that disgusting taste.

7. Never mind, who gives an F what it is? He had the rugrats. I had an hour to myself.




There are 16 comments for this article
    • Becky Frantz at 11:50 pm

      Did that with my kiddos once… They played in it after if got fluffy and had a blast. Big pain in the b**t to get off of everything once it was sprinkled everywhere. Wtf?! It’s soap, it should clean up easy. Yeah not so much.

  1. jennifer luff at 1:03 pm

    If i leave the kids with hubby, normally my semi tidy front room is covered in breakfast cereals!!! I think he is throwing them at the kids to catch in their mouths, but as they are only 2 & 4 their aim is crap!

  2. Gaby at 8:09 pm

    Baby Sideburns, just ran into your website after picking up your book at the library I work at. I have never been so excited for a book about a mother and her children. You are insanely hilarious! Also, I do not have any children, just a young adult living wild and free.. (no, not really just going to school and hitting the books). I must say I really think what you are doing here is wonderful! You make everyone laugh about motherhood and messy kiddos. I am both eager and terrified about being a mother – as it should be. Anyways, great book, great website, thank you so much for the laughs and being so raw! <3

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