Ummmm, yeahhh, so I’m supposed to have a bunch of Girl Scout cookies lying around and not eat them, bwhahahahahahha

Yayyyyyy, Girl Scout cookies are in!!!!

GSCookiesArein(12pm)

Dear Mrs. So-and-So,

Your cookies are in! Come and get’m before I eat them all!!

Sincerely,

Zoey’s mom

GSCookiesArein2

(1pm)

Dear Mrs. So-and-So,

Your cookies are in, but I’m sorry to say they were out of Thin Mints. Please come pick up the other boxes you ordered as soon as possible!!

Sincerely,

Zoey’s mom

GSCookiesArein3

(2pm)

Dear Mrs. So-and-So,

Your cookies are in, but I just went through the boxes and realized we didn’t get any of the Tagalongs you ordered either. I’ll have to contact headquarters and delve into this mystery. Come pick up the rest quickly please!

Sincerely,

Zoey’s mom

GSCookiesAreinSavannah

(2:30pm)

Dear Mrs. So-and-So,

Your Savannah Smiles are in! Come and get’m!!

Sincerely,

Zoey’s mom

GSCookiesAreinEmpty

(3:30pm)

Dear Mrs. So-and-So,

I’m sorry to tell you but there has been a terrible accident. A Girl Scout cookies truck has gone off a bridge and exploded and apparently your cookie order was on the truck. I know, what a catastrophe!! I can practically taste all those delicious Thin Mints. So sad.

Sincerely,

Zoey’s mom

GSCookiesAreinMouth

Nope, I have NO idea where all of Mrs. So-and-So’s cookies went. No idea at all.

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There are 16 comments for this article
  1. Wendy at 10:05 am

    saw on the news this morining that there will be a Girl Scout Easy Bake oven coming out in the fall and you can make all your favorite flavors! This could be dangerous!

  2. Francene at 10:12 am

    You are a riot. I hope that your children appreciate your sense of humor. unfortunately, my 10 year old just rolls her eyes now when I think I’m being so funny. On another note, I think it should just be illegal that four cookies is considered a serving size for Thin Mints. We need to protest this somehow.

  3. Amanda at 10:52 am

    Wow. You guys have different cookies. Wtf man. You can even call them trefoils? I sorted mine and tied the boxes together with twine. Helped at first but reorders sent me over the cookie eating edge.

    • hopeinfreefall at 6:40 pm

      It’s a different bakery. There are two who make GS cookies; one is Little Brownie Bakers (who is the baker of the cookies above) and the other is ABC Bakers who are not quite as awesome. Basically, LBB gets all the cool names like Trefoils, Samoas, Tagalongs, etc. On the flip side, ABC has two more thin mints per package and we have Thanks-a-Lots which are shortbread dipped in chocolate and are amazing.

      Yeah. See, I had to go gluten free in October 2013 – right before that year’s cookie season. That was brutal, but I made it. Last year, they tested a GF cookie in multiple markets, so I was hoping that for 2015, there’d be at least ONE cookie I could have again…and ABC made a peanut butter oatmeal chocolate chip cookie and…I can’t have peanuts. Basically, they took out one allergen but left 5 of the top 8 in. BUT! LBB made a toffee GF cookie and I was excited because my family is down south and I was hoping they could find some. Noooope. The GF cookie option from BOTH bakeries was dramatically under ordered because of how the process was handled. It’s been a pain in the b**t. And I REALLY want to try that toffee cookie, man!

  4. Midnight Sparkles at 10:55 am

    Oh that made me giggle! It is really hard to resist the temptation of the amazing girl scout cookies (In case your wondering, no I don’t have an open box of thin mints on my desk… that’s just your imagination…) 🙂

  5. Jeni at 5:39 pm

    Omg try being a co leader who has all the booth cookies in the back of her van lol. Last year I kept buying more boxes because , well they were right there! I ate waaaaaay to many peanut butter patties.

  6. Heather Lauren at 2:15 pm

    Dear Mrs. So and so, I will send you the bill for my lipo since you did not pick up your order in time and I feel that it is your fault that my thighs are this big. Thanks in advance, smooches!!!

  7. Amy at 9:27 pm

    My mom is famous for telling a story about my brother waking up the morning after delivery and diving into all the glorious boxes of cookies. . .he was probably 4 or 5 years old. haha

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