Bwhahahahahahahahaha. Seriously, all of my orifices are leaking I’m laughing so hard. So yesterday I put up a post about the halfass bday party I threw for Zoey last weekend, and I had no idea how many people would share their amazing pictures of their own bday parties. Some of you guys are like total Pinterest queens and I’m debating whether we can be friends anymore. Just kidding. We can.
And then there’s the other half of you. I’m talking about those of you who shared pictures of your totally halfass bday party shit. HIGH-F’ing-Larious. You can most DEFINITELY be my friends. Because when you share your crappy Pinterest fails, you make average moms feel better. Moms like me. So let’s crack open a box of wine and raise our glasses to the halfass moms who shared their halfass bday party pictures yesterday.
Drumroll please… badadadadadadadadadada, I present to you some of my favorites:
Hahahaha, it’s a poop emoji, but it looks like shit!! But who am I to make fun of it? It’s better than I could doo doo. Thanks Megan Beach!!
It took them wayyyyy too long to realize there was a letter missing!! Picture credit: Betsy Aretz
What it was supposed to look like…
What it actually looked like. F.U. Pinterest. Picture credit: Amy Wolc
Awww shit. Well, I guess you could hold it together with frosting. Or embrace the fail and have red frosting pouring out of his severed head. That’s what I’d do. Picture credit: Jenifer McNeil
All the caption said was leaf blower, garbage can, backyard of bubbles with sprinkler. I don’t know WTF kinda of bday party this is, but it looks awesome. Picture credit: Elaine Schultz
May I present Princess Chewbacca!!!! And the writing literally says “Happy Birthday” in Wookie language! Picture credit: Jennifer Kruszynski-Stallsmith
You know when you picture something in your head and you think I can totally do that!! She tried to make her fortnite cake look like the picture. #nailedit And yes, those are potato chips crushed on top. Picture credit: Molly Breninghouse Stefan
“Happy Birthday Uncle Donnie!!” “Why is there a tampon on my cake?” “It’s a lobster buoy!!” “Ummm, no. It’s a tampon.” Picture credit: Verna Gene Werlla
Her daughter wanted a jellyfish cake. She got this instead. Picture credit: Rebecca Clark Hubbard
Awww crap, I forgot to get a target for the kids to shoot at. Honey, quick, dress up like a target so the kids can shoot at you. Dad of the year. Picture credit: Christy Betz Rheam
Her son asked for a Princess Hulk cake. I meannnn, how awesome is this? Picture credit: Tallilee Charlton
Whoopsies, this mom forgot to serve the cake and sing happy birthday during the party so now they’re doing it two hours after everyone left and they’ll be eating cake for weeks. Wait, that’s brilliant. Picture credit: Andrea Busbee Ramsey
When you make a Lego cake, but your hubby asks you if it’s a cow udder cake. Yummmm, cow udders. Shudder. Picture credit: Cassie Evjen
Her kid wanted a Bowser cake. I mean I think I see Bowser on the top, but really I can’t stop staring at all the different kinds of poo. Especially the goofy little plopper in the front. #nailedit Picture credit: Jenna Baker
Well well welll, what do we have here. No seriously, WTF do we have here??? This is the shit nightmares are made of. Picture credit: Ali Woods (Ali, I’ll be sending you my therapy bills)
So here’s a BIG thank you to EVERYONE who shared their awesome pictures yesterday! The good, the bad and the hilarious. And remember, if you suck at something, just don’t try very hard. Because sometimes doing a halfass job is the funniest thing you can do.
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