The totally awesome list of KICKASS Mom stuff you don’t want to miss

The totally awesome list of KICKASS Mom stuff you don’t want to miss

I am not a fashionista or a makeup artist or a lifestyle expert. I am a NORMAL REGULAR BORING Mom who doesn’t have 9 hours every morning to contour my cheekbones. And I don’t wear high-waisted pants because they’re “in style.” I wear them because no one wants to see my butt crack when I bend…

Kickass Mom Stuff Official Rules

*”Kickass Mom Stuff” SWEEPSTAKES OFFICIAL RULES *NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE OR PAYMENT OF ANY KIND WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW ELIGIBILITY:The “Kickass Mom Stuff” Sweepstakes (“Sweepstakes”) is open only to legal residents of the fifty (50) United States and the District of Columbia…

How to actually SAVE money when you go to Disney, like for realz

How to actually SAVE money when you go to Disney, like for realz

Wait, what?!! Is it seriously possible to go to Disney and spend LESS money than you thought you would spend? If you asked me this two weeks ago, I would have said bwhahahahaha, no. But then at the end of our trip to Disney World, this is what happened. I was checking out of our…

My message of hope to the next Supreme Court Justice

My message of hope to the next Supreme Court Justice

To the person who will become the next Supreme Court Justice, I don’t know who you are yet, but I wanted to reach out to you with hope. This country is a crazy place right now full of anger and emotions, so it’s hard to keep speaking calmly when everyone around you is yelling. But…

OMG, I can’t believe I went out in public looking like this

OMG, I can’t believe I went out in public looking like this

It’s official. I’ve hit rock bottom. It all started about four weeks ago when my hubby and I were watching TV on the couch one night. I had my computer in my lap and I was shopping on the Internet. HUBBY: What are you looking at? ME: Nothing.

How to throw a totally kickass bday party without doing jack shit

How to throw a totally kickass bday party without doing jack shit

Dear Pinterest moms, You guys are awesome. Amazing. Inspiring. The way you pick a theme for your kid’s birthday party and do it to the nines. Wait, no, to the TENS!!! Your cakes that are too pretty to eat, your food tables that make everyone oooh and ahhh, your pretty little sitting areas under trees…