Badadadadadada, it’s time to vote for the hilariously awesome finalists in the Messiest Dirtiest Kiddo Photo Contest

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Holy crap.

Deep breath in. And out.

No. Just nooooo.

This cannot be happening.

O…M…G.

Honey, get the hose. I don’t give a damn what the temperature is outside. Just get me the hose now.

These are just a few of the things I imagine the moms said when they found their kiddos looking like this. Plus like a thousand curse words. Because if I found my rugrats looking like any of these pictures, I can’t even imagine what words would come out of my mouth. Alls I know is my swear jar would be overflowing with enough money to send us to the Caribbean. Forever.

Yup, before the holiday I asked you guys to send in the most hilarious pictures of your kiddos for the Messiest Dirtiest Kiddo Photo Contest sponsored by Sterling, the kickass brand by Kohler, and holy crap did you guys oblige.

Picking the top 18 finalists was nearly impossible and we need your help to choose three final winners for the grand prize. So don’t forget to vote by liking this post and writing your ONE favorite in the comments section below or on the Baby Sideburns Facebook page by December 12. They’re all so good, I cannot wait to see which ones you pick!

Stay tuned to hear the three top winners on December 16th! And without further ado, here are the awesome finalists:

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Annnnnd now it’s time to clean up!! The three winners of the Messiest Dirtiest Photo Contest will walk away with the totally AHHHMAZING ComforTrack shower doors by Sterling. Remember this badass invention??!! It’s rubbery so it’s not painful when you lean on it!!

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ComforTracjk2Soooooo cool and helpful for any mom who bathes her kiddos. Which isn’t me because I make my hubby do that job while I pretend like I’m washing the dishes in the kitchen even though I’m really drinking wine and reading People magazine.

So don’t forget to VOTE for your ONE favorite by liking this post and writing it in the comments here or on the Baby Sideburns Facebook page!!

And let’s give three cheers for Sterling for hosting this kickass contest!! Hip hip hooray!! Sorry, I’m a little chipper because I had a glass of vino before I wrote this. Anyways, yay Sterling. You rock and so does EVERYONE who sent in an awesome picture for this contest. Thanks guys! I LOVVVVED seeing your messy kiddos. Mostly because they weren’t my messy kiddos and I didn’t have to clean up all this crap.



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164 responses to “Badadadadadada, it’s time to vote for the hilariously awesome finalists in the Messiest Dirtiest Kiddo Photo Contest

  1. “Daddy was supposed to be watching me” – that is AWESOME!!

  2. Noodle nose haha!

  3. Sooooooo hard to pick!!! But I’m gonna have to go with “Daddy was suppose to be watching me!! They are all great though!!

  4. Oh. Holy. Hell. I’ve gotta go with Daddy Was Suppose To Be Watching Me.

  5. daddy was supposed to be watching me

  6. “whatdya mean i missed a spot”

  7. Daddy was supposed to be watching me…hysterical!

  8. Can someone change my diaper.

  9. What do ya mean I missed a spot?

  10. What do you mean, I missed a spot!

  11. Daddy was supposed to be watching me

  12. Can someone change my diaper.

  13. Daddy was supposed to be watching me.

  14. Daady was supposed to be watching me!!

  15. Can someone change my diaper…let’s hope the mess was not from the dog’s b**t also featured in the picture.

  16. Whatta you mean I missed a spot.

  17. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!!

  18. “Daddy was suppose to be watching me!” —- Sounds about right when my husband on occasion watches our son.

  19. Daddy was supposed to be watching me.

  20. No crevice left unfilled!

  21. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!!

  22. black frosting should be illegal

  23. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!

  24. “Daddy was supposed to be watching me”!!

  25. Noodle nose!

  26. Little Miss Corn Starch!

  27. The Pudding cup incident!! How can you not with hose big blue eyes!!!!!

  28. Noodle Nose!

  29. Little Miss Corn Starch

  30. “Whatta you mean I missed a spot”

  31. Daddy was supposed to be watching me

  32. can someone change my diaper. Hilarious!!!

  33. “Daddy was supposed to be watching me.” I can see my daughter like this when daddy’s watching her.

  34. I think you missed a spot. Looks like that took forever to get that girl clean.

  35. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!!!!

  36. Daddy was supposed to be watching me. Haha! Too funny!

  37. “Look mom, no more diaper rash!”

  38. Daddy was supposed to be watching me 😮

  39. Whatta mean I missed a spot. But these are all awesome!

  40. What do you mean I missed a spot

  41. The Crime scene

  42. Now I sneeze sparkles.

  43. “Daddy was supposed to be watching me”

  44. “Daddy was supposed to be watching me”!!! I would cry if I had to clean that kid!

  45. Look mom, no diaper rash!

  46. I choose Look Mom no diaper rash.

  47. “Daddy was supposed to be watching me”

  48. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!

  49. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!

  50. Now I Sneeze Sparkles

  51. Daddy was supposed to be watching me! Too cute!

  52. Has to be ‘Daddy was supposed to be watching me’

  53. Look mom, no diaper rash!

  54. Little Miss Cornstarch

  55. “The Crime Scene”

  56. Daddy was supposed to be watching me 🙂

  57. Can someone change my diaper?!

  58. Daddy was supposed to be watching me…..

  59. Now I sneeze sparkles

  60. I knew it seemed Too quiet!

  61. Little miss corn starch

  62. I knew it seemed too quiet

  63. No Crevice left unfilled!!!

  64. Just clowning around for the win!!!

  65. I love Just Clowning Around…

  66. Just Clowning around is awesome!!

  67. Just clowning around

  68. Just Clowning Around for the win!

  69. Just Clowning Around

  70. Just clowning around

  71. Just clowning around

  72. Just clowning around 🙂

  73. Daddy was supposed to be watching me, followed closely by can someone change my diaper and face smash.

  74. I knew It seemed too quiet.

  75. Now I sneeze sparkles

  76. Just Clowning Around…..cutie pie

  77. “Daddy was supposed to be watching me” love it 🙂

  78. Daddy was supposed to be watching me.

  79. Pudding Cup Incident.

  80. Can someone change my diaper? OMG!!!!!

  81. Whattya mean I missed a spot!

  82. Daddy was supposed to be watching me

  83. How do I choose just one?!? They are all fantastic!!

    Whatta You Mean I Missed a Spot though. Bwahahahah! 🙂

  84. daddy was supposed to be watching me

  85. Look mom no diaper rash

  86. Daddy was suppose to be watching me!

  87. Now I sneeze sparkles

  88. Now I sneeze sparkles!

  89. Whatta you mean I missed a spot?

  90. NOODLE NOSE!

  91. Just clowning around.

  92. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!

  93. What do you mean I missed a spot! So cute!

  94. Whatta mean I missed a spot

  95. Just clowning around

  96. Just clowning around 🙂

  97. Just clowning around!

  98. I knew It seemed too quiet! Seriously is that paint on them?!?

  99. I knew it seemed to quiet!

  100. Just Clowning Around

  101. “Daddy was supposed to be watching me”

  102. Just Clowning around…what a cute kid!!

  103. Just clowning around

  104. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!!!! Lololololololol,

  105. Just clowning around

  106. Just clowning around

  107. Just clowning around

  108. Just clowning around

  109. Daddy was suppose to be watching me

  110. vote has to go to ‘daddy was supposed to be watching me!” ha! too funny

  111. Daddy was supposed to be watching me

  112. Can someone change my diaper? (And please god let that be mud)

  113. The Pudding Cup Incident! Those eyes!!

  114. Definitely “Daddy Was Supposed To Be Watching Me”!!!!!!

  115. Wow this is tough!!! These are great! My vote goes to, “Someone change my diaper.”

  116. Daddy Was Suppose To Be Watching Me!

  117. So hard to pick, but “can someone chancy diaper” had me laughing the hardest!

  118. Daddy Was Suppose To Be Watching Me!

  119. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!

  120. What do you mean I missed a spot?

  121. daddy was supposed to be watching me!

  122. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!!

  123. Look Mom, no diaper rash!! I would hate to try to clean that off!

  124. Daddy was suppose to be watching me

  125. Look mom no diaper rash!

  126. Just clowning around!!

  127. Daddy was supposed to be watching me! Haha

  128. Daddy was suppose to be watching me

  129. Now I sneeze sparkles!

  130. Whattcha mean I missed a spot

  131. Can someone change my diaper!

  132. “Daddy was supposed to be watching me.”

  133. Daddy was supposed to be watching me.

  134. daddy was supposed to be watching me

  135. Drywall for dummies

  136. Pudding Cup takes the cake!

  137. I knew it seemed too quiet!

  138. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!

  139. What do you mean I missed a spot

  140. “Daddy was supposed to be watching me”

  141. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!!

  142. Daddy was supposed to be watching me.
    Hil-frickin-arious!!

  143. Daddy was suppose to be watching me

  144. Can someone change my diaper

  145. Daddy was supposed to be watching me for the win!!!!! OMG!

  146. Daddy was supposed to be watching me! That hair! Wow!

  147. No Crevis left unfilled

  148. “No crevice left unfilled…” Oh my! And so happy! Lol

  149. So difficult but Now I Sneeze Sparkles got me. You know that crap just kept mooshing around that little face never really coming off.

  150. Noodle nose

  151. Can someone change my diaper is the best!!

  152. Can someone change my diaper is the winner!

  153. Can someone change my diaper

  154. “whatdya mean i missed a spot”

    Just brilliant!

  155. Just clowning around Is so funny!

  156. Daddy was supposed to be watching me!!

  157. Now I sneeze sparkles!!!! Love it

  158. I don’t believe those were ALL candid shots — what’s the white stuff on them in Club Mud?

  159. What do you mean i missed a spot!!!

  160. What do you mean i missed a spot!

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  162. Look Mom No More Diaper Rash is a killer. I vote for this one……

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