Badadadadadada, it’s time to vote for the hilariously awesome finalists in the Messiest Dirtiest Kiddo Photo Contest

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Holy crap.

Deep breath in. And out.

No. Just nooooo.

This cannot be happening.

O…M…G.

Honey, get the hose. I don’t give a damn what the temperature is outside. Just get me the hose now.

These are just a few of the things I imagine the moms said when they found their kiddos looking like this. Plus like a thousand curse words. Because if I found my rugrats looking like any of these pictures, I can’t even imagine what words would come out of my mouth. Alls I know is my swear jar would be overflowing with enough money to send us to the Caribbean. Forever.

Yup, before the holiday I asked you guys to send in the most hilarious pictures of your kiddos for the Messiest Dirtiest Kiddo Photo Contest sponsored by Sterling, the kickass brand by Kohler, and holy crap did you guys oblige.

Picking the top 18 finalists was nearly impossible and we need your help to choose three final winners for the grand prize. So don’t forget to vote by liking this post and writing your ONE favorite in the comments section below or on the Baby Sideburns Facebook page by December 12. They’re all so good, I cannot wait to see which ones you pick!

Stay tuned to hear the three top winners on December 16th! And without further ado, here are the awesome finalists:

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Annnnnd now it’s time to clean up!! The three winners of the Messiest Dirtiest Photo Contest will walk away with the totally AHHHMAZING ComforTrack shower doors by Sterling. Remember this badass invention??!! It’s rubbery so it’s not painful when you lean on it!!

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ComforTracjk2Soooooo cool and helpful for any mom who bathes her kiddos. Which isn’t me because I make my hubby do that job while I pretend like I’m washing the dishes in the kitchen even though I’m really drinking wine and reading People magazine.

So don’t forget to VOTE for your ONE favorite by liking this post and writing it in the comments here or on the Baby Sideburns Facebook page!!

And let’s give three cheers for Sterling for hosting this kickass contest!! Hip hip hooray!! Sorry, I’m a little chipper because I had a glass of vino before I wrote this. Anyways, yay Sterling. You rock and so does EVERYONE who sent in an awesome picture for this contest. Thanks guys! I LOVVVVED seeing your messy kiddos. Mostly because they weren’t my messy kiddos and I didn’t have to clean up all this crap.




Published: December 9, 2014
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There are 164 comments for this article
  1. Marnie at 9:35 am

    “Daddy was supposed to be watching me” – that is AWESOME!!

  4. Tracee Tyler at 9:48 am

    Sooooooo hard to pick!!! But I’m gonna have to go with “Daddy was suppose to be watching me!! They are all great though!!

  14. Anjay K. Reed at 10:26 am

    Daddy was supposed to be watching me.

  16. Sara at 10:27 am

    Can someone change my diaper…let’s hope the mess was not from the dog’s b**t also featured in the picture.

  19. Jereka at 10:42 am

    “Daddy was suppose to be watching me!” —- Sounds about right when my husband on occasion watches our son.

  25. Sarah Krier at 11:40 am

    “Daddy was supposed to be watching me”!!

  28. Adrian at 11:45 am

    The Pudding cup incident!! How can you not with hose big blue eyes!!!!!

  34. Sabrina at 12:17 pm

    “Daddy was supposed to be watching me.” I can see my daughter like this when daddy’s watching her.

  35. Cris at 12:40 pm

    I think you missed a spot. Looks like that took forever to get that girl clean.

  37. Conni at 1:01 pm

    Daddy was supposed to be watching me. Haha! Too funny!

  40. Amanda at 1:59 pm

    Whatta mean I missed a spot. But these are all awesome!

  44. elyse morgan at 5:27 pm

    “Daddy was supposed to be watching me”

  45. Alicia at 6:44 pm

    “Daddy was supposed to be watching me”!!! I would cry if I had to clean that kid!

  48. Kristen at 7:48 pm

    “Daddy was supposed to be watching me”

  52. Lisa Lindsey at 10:11 pm

    Daddy was supposed to be watching me! Too cute!

  53. samantha booth at 10:11 pm

    Has to be ‘Daddy was supposed to be watching me’

  57. Stephanie S at 10:41 pm

    Daddy was supposed to be watching me 🙂

  74. Katie b at 9:13 pm

    Daddy was supposed to be watching me, followed closely by can someone change my diaper and face smash.

  84. Jennifer Regan at 12:56 pm

    How do I choose just one?!? They are all fantastic!!

    Whatta You Mean I Missed a Spot though. Bwahahahah! 🙂

  100. Emily at 1:14 pm

    I knew It seemed too quiet! Seriously is that paint on them?!?

  106. Jamie at 1:20 pm

    Daddy was supposed to be watching me!!!! Lololololololol,

  114. Julie at 1:34 pm

    Can someone change my diaper? (And please god let that be mud)

  116. Gina Cox at 1:36 pm

    Definitely “Daddy Was Supposed To Be Watching Me”!!!!!!

  117. Jennifer at 1:44 pm

    Wow this is tough!!! These are great! My vote goes to, “Someone change my diaper.”

  119. Ashley at 1:46 pm

    So hard to pick, but “can someone chancy diaper” had me laughing the hardest!

  125. Amber at 2:04 pm

    Look Mom, no diaper rash!! I would hate to try to clean that off!

  144. Tina at 7:16 pm

    Daddy was supposed to be watching me.
    Hil-frickin-arious!!

  147. Jackie Lazaro at 8:00 pm

    Daddy was supposed to be watching me for the win!!!!! OMG!

  150. Bengellai Beau at 9:53 pm

    “No crevice left unfilled…” Oh my! And so happy! Lol

  151. Brigette at 10:28 pm

    So difficult but Now I Sneeze Sparkles got me. You know that crap just kept mooshing around that little face never really coming off.

  153. Michelle Toney at 12:15 am

    Can someone change my diaper is the best!!

  154. J. Hirsch at 12:26 am

    Can someone change my diaper is the winner!

  156. Lucy Power at 6:11 am

    “whatdya mean i missed a spot”

    Just brilliant!

  160. Robert at 4:51 pm

    I don’t believe those were ALL candid shots — what’s the white stuff on them in Club Mud?

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  164. Kay at 3:33 pm

    Look Mom No More Diaper Rash is a killer. I vote for this one……