Dear every woman who’s ever run to be the President of the United States, So this morning my daughter was sitting at the counter eating her breakfast and do you know what she said? Randomly out of nowhere she announced, “One day I’m going to be the President of the United States.” She didn’t say,…
So in case you haven’t noticed, I LOVE LOVE LOVVVVVE one-on-one trips with my kids. Whether it’s a campout in the backyard or a three-day vacation. Giving each other that undivided attention for a good stretch of time does something for our relationship that we don’t get in our crazy everyday life. It doesn’t have…
Ummmm. WTF? So the other night I went to pick Zoey up from an innocent little 5th grade birthday party. As in cute 10 and 11-year-olds. But you’re not going to believe what they were doing when I arrived. Are you ready for this? They were playing, wait for it… spin the bottle. Spin the…
I cheated. Yup. When I heard if we wanted to get on the new Rise of the Resistance Star Wars ride that we would have to get to Hollywood Studios 90-120 minutes before the park even opens, I was like screw that. But then there was this little voice in the back of my head,…
Thanks to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring this blog post #ad Holy crap. I seriously can’t think of two better words to begin this post. So the other day a new sponsor reached out to me, the totally kickass Dollar Shave Club, and I was like that’s cool, I didn’t know their razors are for women…
Well, well, welllll, as much as I HATE my kids growing up and getting older because it means one day they’re going to leave me and I’m going to be a total basket case, I just discovered ONE reason that I’m actually okay with it. So last week I had a crapload of stuff going…
What do you do when you have too much to go into one gift guide? You have TWO gift guides!!!! Yup, MORE GIFTS!!!! And lots of them are on sale today so happy shopping. Literally! P.S. I’m an Amazon Associate. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
The holidays are a time for miracles. Jesus was born, the oil lasted 8 days, and OMG, for the first time ever I did NOT procrastinate this year and I put together the most awesome KICKASS holiday gift guide. This is a miracle, people. Seriously, if you can’t find something for everyone on your list…
You know what sucks? When you have to travel and miss your kiddos. I mean yeah, sure, sometimes it’s nice to get a good night sleep and take an uninterrupted shower and eat a whole meal sitting down without someone constantly asking your for milk or juice or dessert 9000 times, but then you remember…
Dear parents, Well well well, here we go again. Back to school. And as exciting as it is to think about someone else taking your bored, fighting, whiny douchenuggets off your hands for seven hours a day, for some reason once the first day of school comes around we get all teary-eyed and go through…