Agghhhh, so we went camping this weekend and holy shit, allllllll night long someone was waking us up. First it was my friend’s kid who was like wahhhhhh, I have to go to the bathroom. Then it was Zoey who was like wahhhhh, I can’t sleep. But little did I know who would keep me…
Dear lady I just saw breastfeeding at a restaurant, Really? Do you seriously have to pick the table right in front of me so I have to stare at you the whole time you do THAT? I mean yeah, I guess I could pick up and move to a different table, but F that,…
Dear Mommy,
ME: I want another cookie. WILLPOWER: You said you’d only have one. ME: But I realllllly want one. WILLPOWER: You’ll feel better if you don’t. ME: I know, I know. (pause) ME: I don’t feel better. WILLPOWER: Stop thinking about it. ME: Yeah, okay, I’ll do that.
So you know how we went to Boston a few weeks ago? Well, you are NOT going to believe how insane our ride back to the airport was. Seriously, it’s a miracle we made it back alive. Wait, lemme back up a sec. So whenever we plan a trip, my husband and I stress out…
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Okay, so the other day I woke Zoey up and here’s the first thing she said. “Mom, can I make breakfast?” Part of me wanted to be like, “And make my kitchen look like Hiroshima? F**K no.” But somewhere inside my head a little voice was saying, “Let her try.” Now I don’t know about your little…
So I want to say something. On Friday I posted a picture of my kiddo on Facebook getting his nails painted. No, that is not a typo. HIS nails. And it got over 800 comments within a few hours, mostly from people shouting out tons of awesome support. So thank you.
So yesterday Holden forced me to watch Paw Patrol with him, and after watching it for about .2 seconds I did what I always do. I picked up my phone to check my emails. Pleeeeease let there be just one new email so I have something to read while I’m trapped on this couch watching…